The Settler
General aspect: Appears “settled-in”.
Identifying traits: You’ll recognize this type of nude beach denizen by the amount of paraphernalia they bring along with them. Mandatory is the huge sun umbrella, a comfy foldout chair, the cooler with food and drinks, and a cart with fat wheels to drag all their stuff around. Many also bring along a radio or a small television set.
Habits: The settlers usually have a preferred spot on the strand, which they’ll jealously stake-out every time they visit (virtually every day). The settler might be retired or not, but certainly spends a great part of his or her day at the nude beach, usually arriving first and leaving last.
Social behavior: The settler is very relaxed and generally sociable nudist and seems to know all the other settlers on the beach. If approached, the settler will generally be welcoming.
The Newbie
General aspect: Nervous Nellie.
Identifying traits: Pronounced tan lines or very pale skin overall.
Habits: Walks briskly, fully dressed, to elected spot on the beach, generally away from everybody. Strips quickly and typically lies face down. Likely reading a book.
Social behavior: Shy as heck, but approachable.
The Exhibitionist
General aspect: Usually male and very visible.
Identifying traits: Comes in all shapes and sizes, but almost always has a penis.
Habits: Stands in one place near the shore for extremely long periods of time.
Behavior: Doesn’t seek contact with other beach creatures, but likes to be admired. Best to leave this one alone!
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