Next time you visit a nudist resort, remember not to do the following:
1- Sport a “woody” for all to see (it can’t be mistaken for a gun in your pocket)
2- Admire another nudist’s crotch, bum or bosom (they’re there, no need to stare!)
3- Compliment another nudist on their crotch, bum or bosom (Ex: Beautiful t**s you got there!)
4 – Scratch your itchy crotch in full view of others (yech!!!)
5 – Shave your body hair in the open air shower (double yech!!!)
6 – Release extra bubbles in the hot tub. (unless you’re alone, of course)
7- Go straight from the washroom to the pool or hot tub (shower, hello?!)
8- Eat a crumb cake over your hairy belly.
9- Ask another couple if they “swing” (wrong kind of club, dufus!)
10- Get significantly affectionate with your significant other (bedroom, hello?!)
Otherwise, naked bliss is all yours!
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